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- Did you eat a lot of paint chips when you were a kid?
- I've fallen for you like a blind roofer
- Jeez, you're real nice. If I didn't have puke-breath, I'd kiss you.
- my luck..i was low on money and bought the generic street drugs..i could only hallucinate in black and white
- You are so much less attractive when I'm sober....
- You look like a sensitive, intelligent guy-- don't make me shoot you.
- You're Ugly and I am busy ..have a nice day
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